500 Followers!!!! My Acceptance Speech…..

THANKS TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS WHO I LOVE LOGGING ON TO SEE EVERYDAY! I                                         CAN’T BELIEVE I’M AT 500!

UMMM, HOLD ON I FEEL LIKE I’M MISSING SOMEONE! *pulls out list* I’D LIKE TO                                  THANK NOT ONLY GOD, BUT JESUS,

AND UMM, I’D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM AND MY DAD, AND MY MOM + DAD                                                    (if you know what I mean),

I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP, I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP’S PARENTS, I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP’S GRANDPARENTS ALSO!

UMMM, WHO AM I MISSING….. *music starts to play* TURN IT OFF!

OK, I’D LIKE TO THANK THE MEMES AND EVERYBODY WHO MADE THIS A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ME! THANK YOU! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, THANK YOU TO THE POST THAT MADE ME BIG, “Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met.” THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

23 October 5 Permalink

When My Teacher Tells Me To Spit Out My Gum

“Sure……. right after the flavor is gone bitch…….”

20 August 35 Permalink

When You Pause the Music on a Tumblr and it plays Anyway

11 August 29 Permalink

Things You Expect on the 1st Day of School….

New (hot) teachers:

Delicious school lunches:

New “textbooks”

Classmates like:

A bus like:

Classroom like:

Walking through the halls like:

                                                    BACK TO REALITY:

Your teacher:

Your lunch:

Your textbooks:

Your classmates:

Your bus:

Your classroom:

Walking through the halls like:

8 August 165 Permalink

When Music from 1 Tumblr Clashes with Music from Another

27 July Permalink

When People Ask You If Something Painful “Hurts”…

Them: Did it hurt?

Me: Oh no, not at all…. it was like spinning in a meadow as the wind kissed my cheek gently, while I sung a merry tune….

Them: So it didn’t hurt?

Me:

25 July 977 Permalink

When I’m Going Through A Good Blog

I enter:

I like what I see:

50+ pages deep:

Still scrolling:

Then it ends:

Then you think:

“That was a marvelous blog!”

20 July 19 Permalink

When Your Parents Try To Hook You Up in Public

And you’re just like:

“PLEASE……DON’T……”

18 July 12 Permalink

That Awkward Moment When Lightning Doesn’t Know What To Hit

Its like:

……..*zzzzzzzzzz*…..

……….*zoooooooom*……..

…….*zippppppppp*…………

You’re thinking: “Please don’t strike me…”

Then the lightning is like: “HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING TO STRIKE!!!!”

………………..*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*………..

14 July 12 Permalink

When I see a random pic on my dashboard that says “F*ck You*

And I’m here at my computer like:

“F*CK WHO?”

13 July 9 Permalink