That Moment When YMCMB is Signing Everybody But You…

You’re like:

Lil Wayne’s like:

Nicki’s like:

Drake’s like:

24 February 6 Permalink

When You’re At A Restaurant…..

And you ordered your food…….

So now you’re just waiting all hungry,

then you see the waiter bring in someone else’s food at the table next to yours….

Now you’re looking like…

“Ooo, that looks Good…”

Then this happens….

And someone always catches it like,

Then you’re like

11 November 16 Permalink

500 Followers!!!! My Acceptance Speech…..

THANKS TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS WHO I LOVE LOGGING ON TO SEE EVERYDAY! I                                         CAN’T BELIEVE I’M AT 500!

UMMM, HOLD ON I FEEL LIKE I’M MISSING SOMEONE! *pulls out list* I’D LIKE TO                                  THANK NOT ONLY GOD, BUT JESUS,

AND UMM, I’D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM AND MY DAD, AND MY MOM + DAD                                                    (if you know what I mean),

I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP, I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP’S PARENTS, I’D LIKE TO THANK DAVID KARP’S GRANDPARENTS ALSO!

UMMM, WHO AM I MISSING….. *music starts to play* TURN IT OFF!

OK, I’D LIKE TO THANK THE MEMES AND EVERYBODY WHO MADE THIS A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ME! THANK YOU! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, THANK YOU TO THE POST THAT MADE ME BIG, “Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met.” THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

23 October 5 Permalink

When Someone Says “It’s A Long Story”…….

Then they explain the story in under 3 minutes…..

Then you’re like, “That wasn’t long at all…”

9 October 40 Permalink

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18 September 10 Permalink

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?: When People Take 3D Glasses and Knock The Lenses Out

4 September 25 Permalink