Facebook Friend Request

Old friend sends you a request:

Some hot person sends you a request:

ENEMY sends you a request:

Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:

10 year old sends you a request:

Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:

Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request:

12 July 39234 Permalink

Smash or Pass= WTF?

Its basically a “fun” way of saying:

“HEY, I WOULD SCREW YOU!” in front of all your “friends“…

The motive behind the game is very whorish if I may…

“sEnD mE nUmbErs~~ lol”…… please….. more like “send you a brain”

10 July 3 Permalink

I’m Complete - True Story

When MySpace came out:

then it got boring:

Then here comes Facebook:

then the people made me bored:

Here comes Twitter out the blue:

people tweeted stupid -ish and once again I got bored:

Then I FOUND TUMBLR:

And I’m compete : )

6 July 77 Permalink

Meanwhile…..

On Twitter:

On Facebook:

On MySpace:

On Tumblr:

5 July 16 Permalink

My Friends on Facebook are playing a game…..

When you list your bestfriends on your wall…

I noticed no one put me, lol.

They acted like they liked me back in school. Am I a dick?

I mean of course its probably the fact that I was the smart kid, who made all A’s, and was president of everything but still, damn. Thought we were better than that…

But thats okay, I’m gonna KEEP stepping my game up and stepping on their necks! Look At Me NOW BITCH!

23 June 2 Permalink

Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met….

When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:

On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!

On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….

23 June 120584 Permalink

Since When Have You Become a Civil Rights Activist? -My Lil’ Rant

Ok, so recently Soulja Boy’s facebook was flooded with a few racist comments. They commented on his wall with disses andblah, blah, blah. This is what I don’t get: Why don’t you “block” them. It’s a “like” page so you can easily block them or better: IGNORE them. THIS IS WHAT GOT ME THOUGH. Soulja Boy said and I quote,

“pus*y ass white boys make me sick man. LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN fu*kING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. if I don’t like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid.”

“IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! fu*k THEM MAN ON GOD!! fu*k THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK sh*t!! fu*k RACIST I HATE YOU”

“Maybe I finally said the right sh*t to get these racist to unlike my page. Fans i’m sorry you had to read this. but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I dont give a fu*k”

First of all, “WE”? There IS no “WE”.

*For all the Soulja Boy fans, you might wanna click that “X” in the top corner. Don’t get me wrong, I was doing the “Superman” too when it was hot, but this is another situation.

1. Trying to do something positive: Like what? Make songs about speakers goin “HAMMER, BAMMER, BAMMER, BAMMER!” o_0
2. Yall already got money and living right: Obviously not; If they did, they wouldn’t be behind a computer screen cyber-hating. If they were living right, they wouldn’t be doing what they are!
3. Stop holding down us black people trying to do something positive: MLK was held back trying to do something positive (killed), Freedom Riders were held back trying to do something positive, Rosa Parks was held back trying to something positive. Ida B. Wells, Malcolm X, Ralph Abernathy, WEB Du Bois,and more. THEY FOUGHT FOR EQUALITY. Harvey Milk was trying to do something positive fighting for his rights as an openly gay man, they were people trying to hold him back!
4. Yall been f*cking with us since the beginning of time: Ok, so where was that between the dinosaurs, and cavemen, or when did that happen? (sarcasm)
5. “if I don’t like a artist I’m not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid.”: Introducing the ONLY sentence I can co-sign with!
6. “IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!!”: Here we go again with this “US”. WHAT “US”. ”White people doing you wrong?” Isn’t this the man signing your checks (around $3 mil per yr.):

So I guess those people getting blasted with water hoses and having police dogs attack them wasn’t nothing but stupid people in front of a computer is WRONG!

LET ME WRAP THIS UP:

If you wanna do something positive, how about you start a foundation, or fund research for a disease, or pay tides! Instead of wasting money on a chain of your name, or a Transformers head, or BETTER YET, a remote control Lambo. You had a song about “saving the community”. The rest? (Booty Got Swag, Donk, Booty Meat)

FYI: THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION. THIS IS NOT A DISS TO ANYONE. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU ARE DISSMISSED!

(The pic is my closing statement)

13 June 6 Permalink

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? 4-21-11

FACEBOOK EDITION!

1. Pictures taken with your tongue stuck out.
2. Standing in front of mirror pictures. You know the ones I’m talking about where you see them holding the phone in front of the mirror with a big flash!
3. Facebook Profile Pics that AREN’T them. Your obviously not “Tweety Bird” or “Waka Flocka” or “Beyonce” -_-
4.  Made up tacky middle names. “Ashley StoleYoManHeIsMineNotYoursGotThatYumYum Williams” BITCH YOU MAY HAVE A SEAT!
5. Statuses about “Ho’s hAvIn nUtHin’ on mE tHe bAdDesT” and things of that nature.
6. Booty-tooted pictures.
7. Pictures with writing EVERYWHERE! [ex: POLO, SWAGG, BOSS, PRINCESS, BADDEST, SWAGGED OUT, etc.]

     *More to come…..

21 April 4 Permalink