Smash or Pass= WTF?

Its basically a “fun” way of saying:

“HEY, I WOULD SCREW YOU!” in front of all your “friends“…

The motive behind the game is very whorish if I may…

“sEnD mE nUmbErs~~ lol”…… please….. more like “send you a brain”

10 July 3 Permalink

My Friends on Facebook are playing a game…..

When you list your bestfriends on your wall…

I noticed no one put me, lol.

They acted like they liked me back in school. Am I a dick?

I mean of course its probably the fact that I was the smart kid, who made all A’s, and was president of everything but still, damn. Thought we were better than that…

But thats okay, I’m gonna KEEP stepping my game up and stepping on their necks! Look At Me NOW BITCH!

23 June 2 Permalink

Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met….

When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:

On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!

On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….

23 June 120584 Permalink

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? 4-21-11

FACEBOOK EDITION!

1. Pictures taken with your tongue stuck out.
2. Standing in front of mirror pictures. You know the ones I’m talking about where you see them holding the phone in front of the mirror with a big flash!
3. Facebook Profile Pics that AREN’T them. Your obviously not “Tweety Bird” or “Waka Flocka” or “Beyonce” -_-
4.  Made up tacky middle names. “Ashley StoleYoManHeIsMineNotYoursGotThatYumYum Williams” BITCH YOU MAY HAVE A SEAT!
5. Statuses about “Ho’s hAvIn nUtHin’ on mE tHe bAdDesT” and things of that nature.
6. Booty-tooted pictures.
7. Pictures with writing EVERYWHERE! [ex: POLO, SWAGG, BOSS, PRINCESS, BADDEST, SWAGGED OUT, etc.]

     *More to come…..

21 April 4 Permalink